Wednesday, December 19, 2012

What this Old Broad knows for sure aka Wednesday's Wisdom...

I know for sure as we age, men and women begin to resemble and act like each other more and more...

  • Our hair begins to fall out and thin (some women even get a bald spot - Egad!)
  • Our fat deposits redistribute giving us both a pot gut that no amount of exercise can entirely rid us of it. (assuming we have any energy to exercise??)
  • We both can grow an equally fine moustache. (and occasionally compete just to prove who does best!)
  • Our sex drive goes down the drain into the sea of fond remembrance.
  • Same is true of our memory...
  • We grunt, huff and puff exactly alike when we bend over to put on our shoes. (which also, happens when we attempt sex!)
  • We truly do begin to look like one another!

See what I mean...
I know for sure that Dec 21, 2012 is NOT the end of the world. Nope, nada, ain't gonna happen!
How do I know this???
Because my utility bills arrived right on time!!

I know for sure it's 6 more sleeps until the Jolly Red Guy comes to visit!

OOPS!!  (I may be old, but I ain't dead yet!!)

Better...  Merry Christmas!!