Wildcard Friday...

 

 Fifty Shades of Grey

The missus bought a Paperback

Down Chapter's, the other day,

I had a look inside her bag;

... T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much worse.
And things then got really bad;
She tripped, fell over her purse!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there bare and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood upon her tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say if I had black hair,
It turned fifty shades of grey.

 

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Ta Ta!  Have a happy weekend...